April 2012
4 posts
March 2012
5 posts
Folks are out crimin'
me: They keep busting teachers diddlin' students up here.
Brad: that's what teachers like to do
me: Basically the longer the winter lasts, here, the more teachers they catch bangin' kids.
me: Makes you wonder if it's just that the winter makes the student bangin' go up
me: Or if in springtime all the other folks are out crimin' and they just get away with it more?
February 2012
6 posts
Critical error
Made the number one error you can possibly make when dealing with a “man”: believing it isn’t just about sex. Turns out you must scrupulously inspect your code for segments that don’t error handle on sex FIRST and FOREMOST.
Sad, today.
Confused. A friendship which lived furiously in the blur between friend and brother dies. Attacked at the end, with every minute of knowing me turned to teeth, every secret a claw, prose stuffed with anger and frustration and let to ravage me. Shades of bad breakup mixed with dad fight. He challenged me, by the way, to a fight. Over this. After laboriously shitspreading portents of misery over my...
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Ohhh my fucking god just stop. I don’t care about one vowel or consonant you’ve verbalized in two fucking hours.
January 2012
4 posts
Crossroads
Stuck in a moment where I’m realizing my job sucks, and it does feel like a job, not a career. Can’t quit because I need the money to keep the life pump going. Can’t take a significant pay cut because I need the money to keep the life pump going. Can’t talk about it on Twitter because my bosses follow me on there now. Tired of this shit in a major, major way — All the...
Is it racist if we’re using ‘African American’ skin-tone clay to make poop? Is it only racist if I ask?
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
4 posts
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September 2011
11 posts
nickholmes:
Thanks Internet.
Moob
August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
10 posts
Watchwhatareyouwillingtolose:
deepwithfuture:
am-na:
just-a-skinny-boy:
In 60 seconds, learn how to find any MP3 file by only using Google!
String[ “parent directory ” NAMEOFFILE -xxx -html -htm -php -shtml -opendivx -md5 -md5sums ]
bootleg luv <3
This works perfectly. I’m downloading a playlist for my 80’s party right now. It’s really easy and awesome.
welp!
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To death
C: I once fingered a bear to orgasm.
A: I once fingered a bear... to death.
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