impressive
- Aaron: Wow.
- Aaron: That's impressive.
- Jason: no, an 11-inch cock is impressive.
- Jason: this shit is highway robbery
I'll stab you
We will finally solve the mystery of the soggy gymsocks.
Dec 06
Nov 16
Nov 15
Oct 20
Nailed it.
- zenboyaz: What should I be for Halloween?
- Valerie: A bunny
- Valerie: Or the big bad wolf.
- zenboyaz: I like the wolf idea.
- zenboyaz: I'm thinking "me but napping"
- zenboyaz: Where I just go to the party and take a nap.
- zenboyaz: And everybody goes "Man, good costume. Nailed it."
- Valerie: Lol
Oct 16
Gross
- zenboyaz: It's blecgh.
- Valerie: Gross
- zenboyaz: I know right?
- zenboyaz: I am all clingulated.
- zenboyaz: Enclingished.
- Valerie: You make me sick!
- zenboyaz: I'm gonna tweet a barf at you.
- Valerie: Sexy
Sep 21
a couple of times
- Sami: where dad was trying to get me hooked up with what's her face with the psychology degree
- Aaron: Yeah.
- Aaron: Was she even there?
- Aaron: I don't even remember what she looks like.
- Sami: no.
- Sami: she wasn't there
- Sami: and dad was very upset about that fact
- Sami: I on the other hand, pretty pleased
- Aaron: Right.
- Sami: and he took me in the room where all her little certificates and shit were all framed and hanging up and shit
- Aaron: Yeah.
- Sami: and um
- Sami: yeah.
- Sami: so there was that.
- Aaron: Yep.
- Aaron: Did you think.
- Aaron: "Oh my god"
- Sami: a couple of times
- Sami: yes
- Sami: I was like "oh
- Sami: my god"
- Aaron: "Someday I too might be basically married to a functionally autistic sometimes pot dealer too, and have four useless pieces of paper up on MY walls"
- Sami: hahahahahahaha
- Aaron: There are too many too's in that sentence.
- Aaron: I messed up the too count.
