I'll stab you

We will finally solve the mystery of the soggy gymsocks.
May 18
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Blergh

Ever have one of those moments when you’re about to playfully hashtag something ridiculous and then you realize that other person is in a TSA-controlled zone right now and there’s a non-zero chance you could land his ass in —- lets face, it, hashtag beer bomb is not “viral A material”, but there are REALITIES here, the TSA is omnipresent, and annoying but not malevolent —  medium trouble. Or at least minor trouble. Acute annoyance, at least.

That’s 2013 America in a nutshell. Worried that a shitty joke made on Twitter could land a very nice man who only met me once in a distant airport office getting some middle-managing up-jumped civil servant balls rubbed directly on his liberty.

 

Oh and I went camping, It was real nice. 

Mar 05
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nickholmes:

Tanks are different in Liberia. 

nickholmes:

Tanks are different in Liberia. 

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Just plug them shits up with this cotton wad NBD

  • me: So... My vagina grew in I guess.
  • b: haha that's nice
  • me: I'm youtubing how to tampon it.
Feb 18
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midnitesurprise:

one more for holes, last minute valentinez

midnitesurprise:

one more for holes, last minute valentinez

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(Source: pheezy, via brad)

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carolynmain:

This is my Valentine. Also my life, more or less. 

carolynmain:

This is my Valentine. Also my life, more or less. 

Aug 02
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thisgalaxythatgalaxy:

UHHHH THESE R EPIC
(thanks tim)

thisgalaxythatgalaxy:

UHHHH THESE R EPIC

(thanks tim)

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Aug 01
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Jun 28
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When you gaze deep into the abyss, deep the abyss gazes into you.

When you gaze deep into the abyss, deep the abyss gazes into you.