We will finally solve the mystery of the soggy gymsocks.
Dec 06
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Aaron:
Wow.
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Aaron:
That's impressive.
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Jason:
no, an 11-inch cock is impressive.
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Jason:
this shit is highway robbery
Nov 16
Nov 15
Oct 20
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zenboyaz:
What should I be for Halloween?
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Valerie:
A bunny
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Valerie:
Or the big bad wolf.
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zenboyaz:
I like the wolf idea.
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zenboyaz:
I'm thinking "me but napping"
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zenboyaz:
Where I just go to the party and take a nap.
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zenboyaz:
And everybody goes "Man, good costume. Nailed it."
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Valerie:
Lol
Oct 16
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zenboyaz:
It's blecgh.
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Valerie:
Gross
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zenboyaz:
I know right?
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zenboyaz:
I am all clingulated.
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zenboyaz:
Enclingished.
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Valerie:
You make me sick!
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zenboyaz:
I'm gonna tweet a barf at you.
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Valerie:
Sexy
Sep 21
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Sami:
where dad was trying to get me hooked up with what's her face with the psychology degree
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Aaron:
Yeah.
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Aaron:
Was she even there?
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Aaron:
I don't even remember what she looks like.
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Sami:
no.
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Sami:
she wasn't there
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Sami:
and dad was very upset about that fact
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Sami:
I on the other hand, pretty pleased
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Aaron:
Right.
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Sami:
and he took me in the room where all her little certificates and shit were all framed and hanging up and shit
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Aaron:
Yeah.
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Sami:
and um
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Sami:
yeah.
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Sami:
so there was that.
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Aaron:
Yep.
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Aaron:
Did you think.
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Aaron:
"Oh my god"
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Sami:
a couple of times
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Sami:
yes
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Sami:
I was like "oh
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Sami:
my god"
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Aaron:
"Someday I too might be basically married to a functionally autistic sometimes pot dealer too, and have four useless pieces of paper up on MY walls"
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Sami:
hahahahahahaha
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Aaron:
There are too many too's in that sentence.
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Aaron:
I messed up the too count.